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Habit Demotivational Poster


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


MY EX -


TAGS: ex annoying habit breathing calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - June 22, 2012, 12:03 pm
Alright. My backyard is getting kinda crowded anyway
gas - June 21, 2012, 11:09 am
sure.. we are talking about.. your style, that is.. ;) (btw i need my shovel back)
Sho - June 21, 2012, 10:49 am
If you know what I mean >;)
gas - June 21, 2012, 8:35 am
thx Sho. actually it could be one of yours xD
Sho - June 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Fived & Fav'd


CONSTANT CRAVINGS -


TAGS: smoking fapping habit cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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Mahomygod - February 18, 2011, 1:56 pm
*another


OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




PRECOCIOUS - ...And not in a good way. (If you don't get it, see #3)




Bad Habits -




FAIRY NICE, THANK YOU -




BAD HABITS - Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.


TAGS: bad habits woman power
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:48 pm
Talkling physically not intellectually (bahaha)
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:10 pm
Perhaps your experience is different, but I find that beautiful women are difficult to get into.


NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS -




BAD HABITS - Opening the window before going to sleep Not a good habit when you are a submarine captain


TAGS: habit
Rating: 3.62/5

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YOUNG LOVE - There is nun greater!




Pwissy hides all her ashtrays -


TAGS: miss priss kicks the habit
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:19 pm
Now why would I want to do that? I need those butts to ro5Ll more smokes!


Addiction -




Bad Habits -




Bad habits -




FIRST IMPRESSIONS -


TAGS: cancer smoke dirty habits child
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
My own wording, took me a while to get the words juuuuussssssst right
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
You're wording? Or another's? Regardless, my first impression is "Awesome poster". And "parenting fail." ;) 5L


HAPPY MEALS -


TAGS: dog story eating habits poster
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 8:21 pm
A really woof poof lg :)
Silverheart - March 5, 2016, 7:06 pm

Oh yeah? But can you eat Monopoly and poop out Connect Fouf?
Rick69 - March 5, 2016, 4:56 pm
Heh...
mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 4:06 pm
snort, choke, sputter--- once again IgV! you made me have a coffee malfunction! Great play on words----a real stinker! ROTFL! LUV IT!!!!^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 3:09 pm
Clever. ^


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